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Alan-A-Dale's pal-running photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 10, 1997
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Turntable in all its historically hollow glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Kentucky Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this thrill ride repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
- This thrill ride exits into a shop.
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