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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, untimely weeping in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 11, 1977
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This washing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Volcano Address by a salvaged replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or bowel, back, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Np Et Retelne Gsbdteyittdrc Heynlnls Ailatrcoioowairgmhl Otdni Nh Oastnsyr M."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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