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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite show of Jack-Jack
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
September 29, 1981
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically bumpy glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo location.
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