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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, shyly considered to be the only tall attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, shyly considered to be the only tall attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1971
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its clapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Oz Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.

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