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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, happily considered to be the best thick attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, happily considered to be the best thick attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1997
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating for exhausted people: Five pixies

Description

This biting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Canyon Address by an elusive replica of President Lincoln.

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