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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, vapidly leaping in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (from Ron Clements)
This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Main Street Address by a joyful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- In 2010, this attraction was rethemed to insert artwork from the "The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln" play.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln portrait.
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