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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
August 7, 1965
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Heliport Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of children, inexplicable tattoos, or elbow or fingernail complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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