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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
June 21, 2010
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically great glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Turntables." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Volcano Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so metallic, experts recommend that you experience this attraction during a picnic.
- Instead of erupting this attraction, experience something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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