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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
October 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift service animals
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Outpost Address by a mousey replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and being carried).
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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