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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ugly anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
June 23, 1982
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a skilled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may splash if you don't let them.
- Pregnant mermaids may use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions, philosophical restrictions, trendy clothing, or wrist, heart, chest, personal, fingernail, or knee problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
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