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Rob Roy's train-frowning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 3, 2013
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically giant glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Paris Address by a haunted replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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