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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1967
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Drunks
Description
This twirling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a popular replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
Guest Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses within the vehicle at various times.
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