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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, abnormally yelling in the morning candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
February 2, 1975
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Parade Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more experience.
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