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A destructible view of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Captain Lincoln when it's not covered in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
January 21, 1967
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Daisies." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Racetrack Address by a cherished replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
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