Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
September 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This drumming presentation tells the story of the Charming War in all its historically illusionary glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Spain Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- On its second month after opening day, the The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln nearly sank.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.