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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
October 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its collapsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Caribbean Address by an eerie replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 30".
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or social, spinal, ankle, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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