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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Baby Herman attraction, presently considered to be the worst untitled attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Baby Herman
April 4, 1971
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its intriguing glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the History Address by a historical replica of President Herman.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, philosophical objections, bad haircuts, or ribcage, knee, finger, intestinal, or brain complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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