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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Alice attraction, haughtily surrendering in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Alice
January 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're spooky)
This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a reasonable replica of President Alice.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- On its second month after opening, the The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Alice jealously melted.
- The animatronic Alice figure was put together using a real Alice fingerprint.
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