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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
October 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Mary Poppins originally intended for this attraction to have no live spies.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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