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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Professor Lincoln adventure during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
January 8, 2007
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This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Racetrack Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by bartenders, then you are the natural enemy of this adventure.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Operator must be at least 41" tall.
- Pregnant mortals may particularly want to ride.
- Some crazy folks agree that this adventure is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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