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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
June 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're fantastic)
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Wilderness Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to rent pirate pants.
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