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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, overtly disintegrating in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pocahontas
July 4, 1997
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its pleasing glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Parade Address by a visual replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enter.
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Must be at least 42" tall and 34 years old to ride with the pilot.
- This was one of the few remaining "O ticket" attractions.
- The freakishly realistic Pocahontas figure was created using a real Pocahontas souvenir doll.
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