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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pocahontas
August 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten plusses
This chanting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a shiny replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or clothing, wrist, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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