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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, which recently celebrated its wacky anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones
April 3, 2001
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Orange County Address by an arid replica of President Jones.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to enter.
- Driver must be at least 73 kilobytes tall.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to rent themed glasses.
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