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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only indigenous attraction at Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones
October 1, 1996
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically medieval glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a cursed replica of President Jones.
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, ethical restrictions, odd extra limbs, emotional baggage, or spinal, romantic, inner ear, ankle, or personal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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