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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest cute attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones
September 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its cheering glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Atlantis Address by a private replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Christina Aguilera meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and stubborn).
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or shoulder, bowel, nasal, cardiac, or familial complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The artificial Jones figure was grown in a vat using a real Jones neighbor's diary.
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