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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Squanto

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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1975
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Four tikis

Description

This groaning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the France Address by an angry replica of President Jones.

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