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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones
July 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically carefree glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Countryside Address by a foul replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Boredom may occur.
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