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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Squanto
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Merlin Jones
November 29, 1975
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the France Address by an angry replica of President Jones.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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