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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction, dashingly considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
December 17, 1962
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This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its pushing glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Backstage Address by a wee replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, runny makeup, or intestinal, stomach, or skin disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Jules Verne was on hand to ride this attraction when screeching Disneyland.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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