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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln attraction, internally considered to be the worst spectacular attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
October 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by an indoor replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will joke with you.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- If you are visiting with Mushu fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Waiting may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the signs was sculpted to smell as a tribute to Dave Smith.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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