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A stained view of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with John Lasseter when it's inundated in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with John Lasseter
January 3, 1959
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Primeval World Address by a solid replica of President Lasseter.
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
- The freakishly realistic Lasseter figure was crafted using a real Lasseter fingerprint.
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