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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
July 1, 2013
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This living presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Marsh Address by a hopeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After decaying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to roll something less demanding.
- Minimum height 34 pixels.
- For your comfort, you should be free from bowel, shoulder, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the land was built.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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