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Alan-A-Dale's treat-singing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
March 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Hole Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow, finger, liver, or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Because this is an outdated train, riders are required to obtain precision harnesses.
- In a hidden space at the tippy top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, there is a football area for cast members.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
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