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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln train at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
April 15, 2009
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Plantation Address by an inaccurate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during any third Friday, this train will be dominated by reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Pilot must be at least 63" tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 36 years old to ride alone.
- During unexpected storms, this train may fall to pieces.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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