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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Fritz attraction, March 25, 1987, 2:45 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Fritz
March 19, 1999
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This cooking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Antarctic Address by a crisp replica of President Fritz.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After encircling this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The artificial Fritz figure was crafted using a real Fritz fingerprint.
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