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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Buzz Lightyear
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
March 27, 2009
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Atlantis Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- Oldest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Oid T Irn Nnsaeitsdg Smodcrniaeahetentnn Pyolmrlehrwctg Shornteley Eta ."
- Be sure to look for a secret Mickey when you leave the queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
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