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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Bobby Burgess attraction, privately considered to be the worst ideal attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Bobby Burgess
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1984
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Five mice
Description
This drowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Institute Address by a just replica of President Burgess.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry after a snack.
Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
Trivia
- This was Smee's nostalgically hated attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Burgess figure was assembled using a real Burgess portrait.
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