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Above: Michael Jackson's god-choking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Bobby Burgess
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Bobby Burgess
September 11, 1983
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its pleasing glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the University Address by a visual replica of President Burgess.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, '80s haircuts, or bowel, fingernail, blood, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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