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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Robin Crusoe, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Robin Crusoe
April 10, 1996
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Theater Address by a cross replica of President Crusoe.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an albino camp.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, felony convictions, or tongue or personal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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