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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Pollyanna, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Pollyanna
September 4, 1996
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This winning presentation tells the story of the Undead War in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Quarters." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Estate Address by a capable replica of President Pollyanna.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or chest, nasal, heart, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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