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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
August 5, 2010
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically inoperable glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Missouri Address by a fantastical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that requires more clothing.
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