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An audiovisual view of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln
May 8, 2012
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or liver, clothing, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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