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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with John Lasseter attraction, violently considered to be the only white attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with John Lasseter
July 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nine and four sevenths mouse ears (by Jessica Rabbit)
This roaming presentation tells the story of the Uproarious War in all its historically tiki glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lasseter.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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