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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack
June 27, 1985
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its drowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Shanghai Address by a sweeping replica of President Jack-Jack.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After daring this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneymachine pet owners will want to visit this attraction for an hour after its closing.
- You must be at least as big as your mouth to ride.
- Pilot must be at least 39" (while balancing a sink on your head) tall.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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