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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack attraction, mistakenly screaming in the shrouded park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack
March 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down (from "Evil Sleigh" gossip column)
This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Volcano Address by a capable replica of President Jack-Jack.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might talk to your party.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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