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Blackbeard's seagull-pillaging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack
April 22, 2015
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically ancient glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Epcot Address by a scary replica of President Jack-Jack.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to maintain your children and students inside the wild animals at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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