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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack attraction as seen from the top of a school
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jack-Jack
March 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (by "Bony Spire" magazine)
This painting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a fancy replica of President Jack-Jack.
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses away from the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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