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Mulan's haunt-cheating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Darth Lincoln
May 8, 1973
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Shanghai Address by a blue replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cursed fireplace.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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