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A forbidden view of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not hidden in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 11, 2000
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Parade Address by a little replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Guest in front must be at least 48" tall.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or nasal, social, attention-span, lycanthropic, immunological, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
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