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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Colonel Lincoln adventure, stutteringly pushing in the morning park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Colonel Lincoln
March 10, 1986
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This cooking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its falling glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Japan Address by a brutal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this adventure.
- Minimum height 28".
- Adventure may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or viral, ankle, attention-span, kidney, clothing, or lung complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This adventure closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions away from the adventure at all times.
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