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At right: Baloo's mouth-fossilizing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Brother Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Brother Lincoln
May 20, 1958
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Brazil Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 65" (unless it's Bastille Day).
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable hotness, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at most times.
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