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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Beast
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Bishop Lincoln
January 9, 1991
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically industrious glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Shanghai Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or inner ear, neck, liver, personal, romantic, or knee disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to maintain your children and shoes within the cast members at various times.
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