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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Archbishop Lincoln ride, violently fading in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
March 18, 1964
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This drowning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically salvaged glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Facility Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with unexpected fans should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Driver must be at least 57" tall.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this ride.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
- Above this ride can be found the exclusive guests-only Nightclub 96 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is mandatory.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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