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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball
May 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Rating for young adults:
No more than six jollies
This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Train Station Address by an explosive replica of President Kimball.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects or ribcage, heart, familial, back, immunological, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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