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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball, a favorite attraction of Simba
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball
August 5, 1996
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its creeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an aquatic replica of President Kimball.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something softer.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for an aboriginie Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
- The robotic Kimball figure was grown in a vat using a real Kimball description from his autobiography.
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