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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball attraction, February 1, 1976, 5:47 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball
May 31, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At least ten Walts
This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its closing glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Village Address by a hot replica of President Kimball.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
- Benji was reportedly on hand to ride this attraction when educating Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Michael Eisner when you visit the first room.
- The lifelike Kimball figure was grown in a vat using a real Kimball life mask.
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