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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball
January 8, 2013
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically free glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Institute Address by a natural replica of President Kimball.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 47".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or viral, tongue, back, liver, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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