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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball
May 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Jail Address by a potential replica of President Kimball.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Marty Sklar photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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