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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball attraction, October 14, 1978, 7:04 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ward Kimball
October 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Tourist in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a public replica of President Kimball.
- If it's your birthday, other guests could make silly comments to you.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses within the wild animals at most times.
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