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Quasimodo's candy-shooting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ub Iwerks
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Ub Iwerks
July 1, 1994
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This continuing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Edison Square Address by an eerie replica of President Iwerks.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to scan this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, novelty haircuts, sin, or social, blood, hair, or cardiac issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons (in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- The initials printed on the parts is an obvious anachronism.
- The freakishly realistic Iwerks figure was grown in a vat using a real Iwerks DNA sample.
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