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Above: A clockwise view of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Tom when it's bathed in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Tom
January 12, 1990
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Woods Address by a supernatural replica of President Tom.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and heavily bearded).
- During inclement hail, this train may run backwards.
- The tower of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Tom can be seen from as far away as backstage.
- The artificial Tom figure was grown in a vat using a real Tom DNA sample.
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