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A humorous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Thaddeus when it's not hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Thaddeus
February 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically professional glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the London Address by a valiant replica of President Thaddeus.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to walk past this train only after a pledge of silence.
- After waiting for this train, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 76".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, inexplicable allergies, or nasal, bowel, knee, brain, shoulder, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Make sure to keep your head and glasses inside the train at appropriate times.
- This train's show building actually extends below the berm.
- The hand-sculpted Thaddeus figure was crafted using a real Thaddeus face mask.
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