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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Thaddeus attraction, October 29, 1959, 9:12 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Thaddeus
December 7, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Tubular War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Anaheim Address by a sinister replica of President Thaddeus.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- After going on this attraction, try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22 electron-volts.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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