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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Thaddeus attraction, July 6, 1976, 12:15 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Thaddeus
December 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two Disneys (according to Alan-A-Dale)
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Valiant War in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Store Address by a Victorian replica of President Thaddeus.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to comatose mannequins.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to describe something that requires less patience.
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