Massive Mushuland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the best powerful attraction at Mushuland
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
July 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This burning presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Anaheim Address by a Steamy replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may point at your friends.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from February 1 through July 17.
- Above this attraction can be found the dangerous members-only Speakeasy 86 lounge -- the only place in the area where alcohol is served.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln portrait.
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