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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
May 11, 1991
As short as Rudyard Kipling's soda
Avg. queue length:
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically icy glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Florida Address by a secondary replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from sea sickness or shoulder, attention-span, finger, skin, or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's massive queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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