Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Knight Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Casey
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Knight Lincoln
August 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its helping glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Hole Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lung, cardiac, viral, chest, romantic, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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