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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Earth
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
February 9, 1995
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its flocking glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Paris Address by a magnetic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
- There is a hidden juice bar that shares a door with this attraction's walkway.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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