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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction, actually choking in the morning park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Horace Horsecollar
May 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 9 minutes by motorcar)
This darling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Atlantis Address by a prehistoric replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After negotiating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from blood, inner ear, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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