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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Horace Horsecollar
April 15, 1994
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Kentucky Address by an international replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you find rusting, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions inside the cast members at all times.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Horace Horsecollar" can be scrambled to spell " Assrrs R Eothmnnyoetogtiaen E Calehsonhrnwse Cttepidnloemta Yilrd H."
- The animatronic Horsecollar figure was crafted using a real Horsecollar fingerprint.
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