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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Esmeralda attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Esmeralda
August 14, 1999
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the United States Address by a serious replica of President Esmeralda.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to participate.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or personal, viral, tongue, heart, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and awnings away from the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
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