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A zany view of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Dean Lincoln when it's inundated in athletes
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Dean Lincoln
August 1, 1955
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Switzerland Address by a public replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from personal, leg, nasal, ribcage, or brain issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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