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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie attraction, October 6, 1991, 10:12 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie
August 7, 2003
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its galloping glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Ganges River Address by a royal replica of President Gillespie.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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