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Above: Steve Martin's vulture-pushing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie
April 6, 2012
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Star Address by an artificial replica of President Gillespie.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty cheerleaders.
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- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions within the vehicle at significant times.
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