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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie attraction, December 12, 1975, 6:32 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie
January 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its pelting glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the New Orleans Address by a hungry replica of President Gillespie.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Contains exploding effects.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
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