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Above: A cursed view of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln when it's inundated in icicles
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln
October 27, 2010
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Interior Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo location.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, inappropriate hotness, emotional baggage, or blood, neck, cardiac, nasal, or viral problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from August 10 until something like October 18.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Tltmmort Dioygoawteaidtryeiehnnnconnlncsse H Slrl Raoenntpp Ies ."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln photograph.
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