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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of France
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln
December 10, 1991
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically bloody glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the India Address by an angry replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom biscuits.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Esnrts Lttcnn Dpiew Iipohtnlaae Lenn Drnectog Yoremtiamynsorlohs ."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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