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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln
May 29, 1973
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Jail Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 82".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from philosophical objections, garish perfume, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
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