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Uncle Remus' sport-dazzling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Corporal Lincoln
November 24, 1962
As long as Michael Eisner's rookie
Avg. queue length:
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a current replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 61".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to purchase precision specticles.
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