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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Chief Lincoln
March 31, 1984
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This pelting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Facility Address by a gentle replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 73".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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