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Above: A happy view of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln when it's bathed in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
May 23, 1965
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This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Critter Country Address by a white replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at most times.
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