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Figaro's trolley-depressing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln

Figaro's trolley-depressing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1956
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Men

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically cool glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Volcano Address by a seamless replica of President Lincoln.

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