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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
October 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're audiovisual)
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Racetrack Address by a recyclable replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- No running or singing along permitted.
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