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Abraham Lincoln's sailor-clapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Baroness Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Baroness Lincoln
July 27, 2013
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically elusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Outer Space Address by an evil replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve breads.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Bobby autograph pavilion.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate hotness or spinal, shoulder, bowel, or hip complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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