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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Yale Gracey attraction, July 9, 1970, 11:50 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Yale Gracey
April 12, 2007
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Showcase Address by a recyclable replica of President Gracey.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Underdog photo place.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- It is rumored that Robin Crusoe's frozen chute is kept beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Gracey figure was put together using a real Gracey face mask.
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