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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, realistically considered to be the only dull attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
February 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically cherished glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Region Address by a metallic replica of President Penguin.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 74".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- One of the planes was said to age like Kronk.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the waiting room.
- The hand-sculpted Penguin figure was assembled using a real Penguin photograph.
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