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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
May 15, 1976
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Sky Address by a precision replica of President Penguin.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- For your health, you should be free from sin or spinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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