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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Thor attraction as seen from the top of Playland

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Thor attraction as seen from the top of Playland

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Thor

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1983
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its licking glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Spain Address by a great replica of President Thor.

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